February 2012
cataquack:
a rapper gets cloned to create an army-for-hire
Childish Kamino
everets:
the best way to escape a crocodile is to run faster than it can
Documents: PETA kills more than 95 percent of pets... →
talldarkbishoujo:
Documents published online this month show that People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, an organization known for its uncompromising animal-rights positions, killed more than 95 percent of the pets in its care in 2011. Read more.
PETA can fuck right off tbh.
PETA can go right to hell.
joshishollywood:
I think we’re getting to a point where we sometimes don’t really even understand or have any sort of concept of the things we get upset or indignant about. It’s just sort of a knee jerk-reaction thing. That’s kind of bizarre to me, because anger is so stressful. It’s the worst. So I don’t really get why people flock to get mad about something in droves, especially in instances...
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CBS has cast Lucy Liu as Watson in "Elementary" →
gematriya:
squintyoureyes:
Further proof that CBS’ in-the-works Sherlock Holmes reboot will take the iconic franchise in a radical new direction: The network has cast Lucy Liu as Watson!
TVLine has learned that Liu has been tapped to play Watson to Jonny Lee Miller‘s Sherlock in Elementary, the network’s modern-day take on the famed detective saga.
Another key change: Sherlock and Watson...
marththebland:
Recent studies by a team of researchers led by Dr. Leo Spaceman, head of the Department of Gullibility and Idiocy Studies at the University of Fake University Land found that over 93% of people will immediately believe anything they read if it has the appearance of a news article. “I can’t believe how stupid everyone is. It is truly shocking. My job is so depressing. I hate...
gematriya:
like dang I realize voldemort is not really that great a villain and also that harry potter…isn’t…real but he’s still a genocidal maniac who exists in a holocaust allegory as the ostensible hitler figure??????
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I think, out of ALL of Ned Stark’s really dumb moves in Game of Thrones, telling Cersei you were on to her and then TELLING HER TO RUN AWAY was probably the dumbest.
YOU POKED THE LION, NED.
Cersei “Why are you wondering what it would be like if she was a dude it is EXPLICITLY STATED that she’d be Jaime if she was a dude” Lannister.
youngstero:
anyone else remember Butt Ugly Martians or was I really high all of 3rd grade
At some point there will be a Sherlock gif on the Radar.
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missvance:
harryllloyd:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Fuck you Aquaman would be a great president.
hey now, i’d like to see you run the seven seas. i would vote for him.
aquaman for president 2012.
I am told that the Devil engages in the trade of souls.
Attention, Devil!
I would like to make a deal with you, if that’s cool.
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adamusprime:
one time a little kid asked me what the draft was and i explained it and they said “oh so it’s like winning the lottery” and i said “no it’s like losing the lottery”
You know how in anime
superganon:
When someone is about to hit their enemy from behind with a really powerful attack that could decide the battle???
Then the fucking character shouts “GOT YOU NOW!!” from miles away to give their opponent plenty of time to dodge/block/etc???
Why would you do that???
Why would the writers write that???
“All citizens of Chile as well as foreigners legally residing in Chile for at...”
– Elections in Chile | Wikipedia
There’s a lot of talk lately about the Chilean economic model (apparently it’s chic to admire Pinochet these days). If we’re going to adopt Chile’s economic model (privatized social security, public education, etc.), why not also consider their suffrage laws, which...
Muscle Facts
fakescience:
cashcrab:
Watching Sam Canning get all the messages about the SNL sketch is like watching the Shawshank Redemption for the second time, when you already know Tim Robbins didn’t actually commit the crime he’s in jail for. Maybe Sam Canning will continue getting those messages for the next 19 years until he finishes digging a tunnel in the wall of his room and crawls through it to escape to Mexico...
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skuboglesby:
if your man says “morning sweetie” what he really means is “faker? i think you’re the fake hedgehog around here. you’re comparing yourself to me? ha! you’re not even good enough to be my fake.”
What in God’s name prompted the creation of FROSTINGLESS POPTARTS?
beiuet:
supey:
i have the same birthday as artemis fowl
i win
i have the same birthday as kanye
Miranda Cosgrove, buttnerds
Roman Polanski, Sean Penn, and Mark Wahlberg are all pieces of shit. Also many other celebs, but those three were the first to come to mind.
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A reminder that Roman Polanski, who raped an underaged girl, has won an oscar.
marththebland:
suddenly i want to take classes in weird stuff??? i want to learn about minerals and acoustics, ideally in the same class
not really the last part but yeah i’m interested for some reason
how does sound? why are rocks? these are my questions
I eagerly await Shane’s inevitable karmic death in The Walking Dead.
leonsumbitches:
heronqueenblues:
whatever you think of A Softer World you have to admit that Joey Comeau is Nice As Hell and a really cool guy
Third nicest webcomics person I’ve met and that’s tied with Kate Beaton but that’s only because Anthony Clark and Ryan North exist in some extreme plane of super niceness and approachability that shouldn’t be physically possible
The fact that Joey...